function right(e) {
var msg = "The British Society for the protection of Bears hope you are not intimidated by the HGB Bearing down on you, we have removed your right click ability on this page because a Bear is on it. If you would like a Bear please send a not, over bearing E-mail to the Webmaster, and at least one good Transport Cafe, complete with details, to add to the cafe list. As an alternative you can say you have printed the poster (available on this web site) and placed it on your workplace notice board, but it must be the truth, because Bears are big and this one is trained to obey ME. However,,,, because the webmaster says you might like to use the right click, please DAB the enter button when the right click is held down, who loves You";
if (navigator.appName == 'Netscape' && e.which == 3) {
alert(msg);  // Delete this line to disable but not alert user
return false;
}
else
if (navigator.appName == 'Microsoft Internet Explorer' && event.button==2) {
alert(msg); // Delete this line to disable but not alert user
return false;
}
return true;
}
document.onmousedown = right;